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Unwanted-Insanity
David Hyde
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United Kingdom
I told that son of a bitch twice;
I asked for the Jack and Coke,
Not rum and Coke,
Not Coke on ice,
Jack and fucking Coke!
And he looks at me all high and proper and says,
"God, man, what's the difference?".
I look him square in his ricochet grin and I say,
"The hell with you because if you don't know what flavour's your flavour,
then we're not really having this conversation."
And with that, I upended my giant spooling surface, table and ashtray and flew into a legend to have this asshole-fucking bartender describing me as,
quote unquote,
'A mad psycho who's really drunk and threw that table at me for no fucking reason, babbling about flavours. Immortalizing a bar myth for wanting a Jack and Coke and proving a point by punctuating with flying furniture.'
To each his own, I guess.
Go figure.

Current Residence: United Kingdom
Favourite genre of music: Mainly metal, but anything else that appeals to me.
Favourite style of art: Literature, Music.
Operating System: Windows Vista
MP3 player of choice: iPod Classic
Interests
For everyone who is seeing this, I am moving to a new account. This one shall remain, but my new account, devereux-hyde.deviantart.com/ , will be my new outlet for my writing. This is an account I am going to use to showcase my writing from here on out, as well as network within the writing community.

If you wish to follow my adventures, please accept my watch, or watch me.

Many thanks, people!

Long days and pleasant nights!
  • Mood: Optimism
  • Listening to: Yellowcard - With You Around
  • Reading: What I've written
  • Playing: With words

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Artimisia-absinthium Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Holy hell you're back!! When did you come back to DevArt?
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Unwanted-Insanity Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2012
I kinda came back in little bits, still don't really do that much on here.
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RoyalBlackheart Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2012   Writer
Been a long time.
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Unwanted-Insanity Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2012
Yeah, definitely, how are you these days? Do you get on yahoo or msn much?
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RoyalBlackheart Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2012   Writer
Not really, no. I was sorta being stalked by a friend of a friend for a while there so stopped chatting to avoid the guy.
What've you been up to?
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Unwanted-Insanity Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2012
Working, mostly. I'm on night shifts at a local factory.

OH OH OH

I FINISHED THE DARK TOWER, AND YOU ARE THE ONLY OTHER PERSON I KNOW WHO HAS READ IT!!! WE NEED TO SEND NOTES OR MSN IF YOU CAN TO DISCUSS BECAUSE OHMYFUCKINGGOD!!!

lol
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Unwanted-Insanity Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2012
Yeah, I deleted it. It wasn't doing me any favours.
Yeah, I'm not out a lot these days. It's better to stay home.
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